A comprehensive list of bite-sized game reviews for the ColecoVision game system.

Welcome to the ColecoVision Collection List, or as I prefer to call it, the ColEx.  The ColEx is a list of nearly every ColecoVision game ever made, complete with ratings, release data, and brief descriptions of every title.

Each game is given a letter grade similar to those used on report cards.  However, there is an additional letter grade, "S", reserved solely for the handful of ColecoVision games that everyone should try.  Even if you don't have a ColecoVision, run them from an emulator... trust me, I know you'll like them.  The Gameroom Blitz also recommends games marked with an "A", and thinks ones marked with a "B" are worth a shot if you liked similar titles... for instance, you'll want to try Nova Blast if you enjoyed the Defender arcade game.  "C" rated games are crap shoots... they could have been much better games if it hadn't been for annoying flaws like choppy scrolling and single colored sprites, but you might enjoy them anyways.  I wouldn't bother with "D" rated titles, and all the games given an "F" are, as the rating suggests, failures.

Speaking of ratings, you'll find a graph at the end of the ColEx ranking all the companies who released these games back in the early 1980's.  It's just a fun little thing I've done to illustrate which third parties were the Konamis and Capcoms of the time... and which ones were more like the late, not so great Acclaim or T*HQ.  Naturally, since the homebrew designers weren't making games back then, they're not included in the graph.

Well, I guess that's it.  Feel free to dive right in... and for maximum enjoyment, play some of the games on the ColEx (either with a real ColecoVision or an emulator) and compare your opinions to mine.

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2010: The Graphic Adventure Game

Coleco

Action/Puzzle

An inventive puzzle game that's perhaps a little too puzzlingly complicated. But hey, if you can follow the plot to the films...

A

Air Battle

Dan Bienvenu

Shooter

The ColecoVision version of the airplane battles in Combat.  The digitized background is pretty rough.

Alcazar: The Forgotten Fortress

Activision

Adventure

An impressive, complex precursor to Zelda with challenging gameplay and fairly attractive graphics.

Alphabet Zoo

Fisher Price

Education

Search through a maze for letters spelling out the names of badly drawn animals.  Someone hand me a copy of Pac-Man... or a gun.  Right now, I'm not picky.

Amazing Bumpman

Telegames

Education

Don't expect Math Blaster quality out of this one. This ugly rubbish (something about pushing around numbers) never makes a hint of sense.

Amazing Snake

SET

Action/Maze

This is probably the fastest snake game I've ever played.  That's good because it's more exciting this way... but bad because it's very easy to crash into walls.

Antarctic Adventure

Coleco/Konami

Action/Racing

Konami proved their worth as a developer early on with this cute, fun racing game that could very easily have inspired Out-Run and other racing titles.

Aquattack

Interphase

Action/Shooter

This was Interphase's attempt to capture the excitement of a James Bond film, but the convoluted control makes this seem more like Austin Powers. Not groovy, baby!

Artillary Duel

Xonox

Strategy

This precursor to games like Scorched Earth and Worms is pretty impressive by Xonox's low standards, although the graphics are rough.

B

BC's Quest for Tires

Sierra On-Line

Action

A fast side-scrolling platformer that plays a little like a clumsy version of Moon Patrol without the extraterrestrial conflicts.

BC II: Grog's Revenge

Sierra On-Line

Action

Another lame-brained designer made the mistake of trying to add adventure elements to a game that didn't need them.

Beamrider

Activision

Shooter

Dave Rolfe's overlooked but entertaining shooter, with a futuristic grid background which unfortunately restricts your movement.

Blockade Runner

Innerphase

3D Shooter

A butt-ugly Star Raiders clone that's too complicated and rarely ever exciting.  Most of the six million similar games on the 2600 are better.

Boulder Dash

Microfun

Puzzle

An intensely challenging puzzle game that borrows some ideas from Dig Dug but expects a whole lot more from the player.

Brain Strainers

Coleco

Education

A jumble of crappy mini-games designed to test your patience- er, math skills. That's edutainment, folks!

Breakout

D. Bienvenu

Action

Based on the popular Atari game, but not quite as smooth.  The bricks look nice, though.

Buck Rogers and the Planet of Zoom

Coleco

Shooter

If only Mel Blanc were around to review this crummy shooter with horrible 3D effects... "Bidee bidee bidee... this sucks, Buck."

Bump 'n Jump

Coleco

Action/Racing

The control's a little sluggish, but the rest of the game is pretty fast, offering a sense of excitement and panic that's lacking from many arcade ports on the ColecoVision.

Bump 'n Jump

Mattel

Action/Racing

A rough, unpolished version of the game that was eventually distributed by Coleco itself.  Nearly everything is worse, but the sound and gameplay suffers the most... your car is sluggish and the music lacks depth and personality.

Burgertime

Coleco

Action

Very close to the Data East coin-op, with detailed sprites and surprisingly colorful playfield objects.

Burgertime

Mattel

Action

A reasonable translation of the arcade game, but Coleco's version is much more colorful.

Bustin Out 1

D. Bienvenu

Action

Behind brick wall number one, we have... boobies!

Bustin Out 2

D. Bienvenu

Action

And behind brick wall number two... more boobies!  Seriously, this is a side-view Breakout clone with the added bonus of nudie pictures.

C

Cabbage Patch Kids: Adv. in the Park

Coleco/Konami

Action

Another fabulous, nearly arcade quality Konami release that plays like a less complex Pitfall or Super Mario Bros.

Cabbage Patch Kids Picture Show

Coleco

Creativity

Dress (or UNdress, if you dare) Coleco's chubby faced dolls and prance them around a bunch of blocky backgrounds.

Campaign '84

Sunrise

Action

A silly and very slow action game capitalizing on a dull election, in the year people were most sick of video games.  Oops.

Carnival

Coleco

Shooter

A fine translation of a game inspired by the arcades of the 50's and 60's, before video games were invented.

Centipede

Atarisoft

Shooter

A decent conversion of the popular Atari coin-op.  Nicely animated but kind of ugly sprites.

Choplifter

Coleco

Action/Shooter

I've never gotten too excited about this game, and this is a pretty barebones translation.  The gameplay is solid, however.

Chuck Norris: Superkicks

Xonox

Fighting

Trust me, it's not as exciting as it sounds.  The fights are as stiff and leaden as Chuck Norris' acting, and the maze sections are a complete annoyance.

Congo Bongo

Coleco

Action

3D Donkey Kong, anyone?  Looks marvelous on the ColecoVision but the isometric viewpoint does hurt the gameplay.

Cosmic Avenger

Coleco

Shooter

It looks promising, but despite all the window dressing there's just not enough in this shooter to shoot!  Frustrating gameplay, too.

Cosmic Crisis

Bit Corp

Action

A more impressive game than Coleco's own Space Panic but it's nowhere near as fun as Mr Do!'s Castle.

Cosmo Fighter 2

M. DeKogel

Shooter

I have to give Marcel credit for pulling this off, but I've played better, more focused shooters on the ColecoVision.

D

Dac-Man

D. Bienvenu

Action

The ColecoVision definitely needed a Pac-Man game in its library, but this one doesn't quite fill that niche.  Too choppy.

Dam Busters

Coleco/Sydney

Flight Sim

Offers all the frustration of flying a WWII craft without the illusion of flight.  Those little yellow dots barely give you the illusion of MOVEMENT. 

Dance Fantasy

Fisher-Price

Music/Rythym

Program a mannequin to perform sequences of badly animated dance routines.  I think I'll cut Dance Dance Revolution a lot more slack after having played this.

(The Activision) Decathlon

Activision

Sports

It's a shame Atarisoft never released Track 'n Field for the ColecoVision, but this is good enough.  Plenty of events, as the title suggests, and a lot of them are quite fun.

Defender

Atarisoft

Shooter

Doesn't look or feel as smooth as the other versions, and that slick, responsive gameplay is very important in a game this tough.  A rare miss from Atarisoft.

Destructor

Coleco

Action/Racing

Drive around crushing roaches that turn into crystals... now there's a concept that's hard to resist!  Hard to play, but strangely fun.

Dig Dug

Atarisoft

Action

An acceptable translation of Dig Dug, but it's not quite as solid as Atarisoft's other titles.  The graphics (especially the flickery sprites) are kind of ugly.

Donkey Kong

Coleco

Action

I'd call this roughly half an arcade translation.  So much from the coin-op is missing, it's ridiculous.  It plays fairly well, though.

Donkey Kong Jr.

Coleco

Action

Not quite as disappointing as Donkey Kong on the ColecoVision, but not what you'd call a polished conversion.

Dr. Seuss's Fix-Up the Mix-Up

Coleco

Education

Sure, it's just an easier version of those sliding tile games, but those well drawn Sneetches remind me of all the times my mom used to read Seuss books to me when I was a kid. (snif)

Dragonfire

Imagic

Action

Gorgeous artwork, but this has got to be one of the most unforgiving versions of Dragonfire I've ever played!

The Dukes of Hazzard

Coleco

Racing

???

The 3D viewpoint in this driving game is surprisingly well done, but I can't quite figure out how to play it.  It looks very promising, though...

E

Escape from the Mindmaster

Epyx

Adventure

Not quite as impressive as the 2600 version, but it's still a challenging and inventive first person maze game.

Evolution

Sydney

Action

To quote Mark Hamill, this unlikable selection of mini games is a "conceptual nightmare".  I mean, evolving from a rat to a beaver to an ape?  Talk about your missing links.

F

Facemaker

Spinnaker

Education

???

I can imagine the face I'd make if my parents had bought me this game when I was a kid...

The Fall Guy

Fox

Action/Racing

The driving in this game is about as on-rails as you can get... only Dragon's Lair has less interaction.  The frustrating platform sections are no picnic, either.

Fathom

Imagic

Action

It's hard not to be reminded of Ecco the Dolphin while playing this game, but you can also transform into a seagull to collect items in mid-air.

Flipper Slipper

Spectravideo

Action

What the hell is this, Marty Stouffer's Wild Breakout?!  This is much more playable than it should be, even with those nasty bent paddles.

Fortune Builder

Coleco/Synapse

Strategy

SimCity on the ColecoVision sounds about as likely as Street Fighter II on the 2600, but it does exist.  And it's really well done, too!

Fraction Fever

Fisher-Price

Education

Ugh... I can believe that this is by Tom Snyder.  It's every bit as boring and pointless as his old talk show.  Bounce a pogo stick around and... and... zzz...

Frantic Freddy

Spectravideo

Action

Another Spectravision dud starring a fire extinguisher with gangly arms and legs.  Santulli was right... it's a lame mascot for an equally crappy game.

Frenzy

Coleco

Action/Shooter

Even without the voice, this is better than the arcade game... the animation is more convincing and the music is fantastic.

Frogger

Parker Bros.

Action

A most excellent conversion of the arcade game... some tunes and slightly sharper artwork are the only things that are missing.

Frogger II: Threedeep!

Parker Bros.

Action

The multiple levels in this sequel add variety to the game, but Frogger II isn't as user friendly as the original... and the jagged graphics don't help matters much.

Front Line

Coleco

Action/Shooter

A precursor to Commando with clumsy aiming control and a bowlegged army that seems to have been trained by Gomer Pyle.

G

Galaxian

Atarisoft

Shooter

An almost flawless conversion of the arcade game... it makes me wish the ColecoVision had lasted long enough to get a translation of the sequel, Galaga.

Gateway to Apshai

Epyx

Role-Playing

An excellent RPG that most likely inspired games like Fatal Labyrinth and Chocobo's Mysterious Dungeon.  It could definitely use a game save feature, though.

Gorf

Coleco

Shooter

An absolutely rotten translation of the Midway coin-op.  Judging from the cheesy graphics and gameplay, I doubt the programmers even played the original.

Gust Buster

Sunrise

Uh...?

I was really looking forward to this, but the confusing and limited control ruins it.  Try Balloon Kid on the Game Boy instead.

Gyruss

Parker Bros.

Shooter

This arcade translation has that cheap console feel, with single colored enemies and imprecise collision detection, but it still turned out better than Gorf did.

H

Happy Halloween

D. Bienvenu

Shooter

An overhead view shooter by Ms. Space Fury co-creator Daniel Bienvenu.

H.E.R.O.

Activision

Action/Shooter

Just as fun and challenging as the 2600 game, but with colorful new backgrounds... this could have been called H.E.R.O. DX.  Probably Activision's best ColecoVision title.

The Heist

Microfun

Action

Microfun, eh?  Well, I had a microscopic amount of fun playing this, that's for sure.  There's plenty of boredom and frustration to go around, though.

I

Illusions

Coleco/Nice Ideas

Puzzle?

The only illusion around here seems to be the gameplay... there's barely any.  It's a shame, because the isometric playfields are beautiful.

It's Only Rock 'n Roll

Xonox

Simulation

I know, it's only rock 'n roll, but I hate it, hate it, yes I do!  I could have forgiven all the text if the simulation had been well designed, but it's not.  Suck it, Clive.

J

James Bond: 007

Parker Bros.

Action/Shooter

This frustrating side-scrolling shooter is only slightly better than Aquattack because the controls aren't as convoluted.

Jeepers Creepers

D. Bienvenu

Action

???

An expanded version of Happy Halloween by Daniel Bienvenu, written specifically for ColecoVision owners.

Joust

Atarisoft

Action

It's a prototype, but even without sound you could argue that it's better than the 5200 version.  Like most Atarisoft games, it's a great arcade translation with no details spared.

Jukebox

Spinnaker

Action

As tough as it is to figure out, you can't help but love this game.  It's colorful, the music is great, and I love the ending with the dancing cats! 

Jumpman Junior

Epyx

Action

Another brutally hard enemy jumping, ladder climbing action game in the tradition of Miner 2049'er and Lode Runner.

Jungle Hunt

Atarisoft

Action

Smooth scrolling and responsive gameplay make this worth picking up, especially if you were a fan of the arcade game.

K

Ken Uston Blackjack and Poker

Coleco

Gambling

Why, Ken, why?!  I had so much faith in you... but then you had to go and let your name get stapled to this EXTREMELY limited gambling sim.  You should have endorsed the Intellivision game!

Kevtris

K. Horton

Puzzle

One of the best ColecoVision homebrew titles available.  Kevin's version of Tetris plays pretty well and has loads of features.

Keystone Kapers

Activision

Action

Surprisingly, this is kind of garish and blocky in comparison to the 2600 version.  The new title screen and stylish 1930's soundtrack are nice touches, but the VCS game is still better.

Kill Barney in Tokyo

J. Dondzila

Action

A hack of John Dondzila's Purple Dinosaur Massacre set in Japan.  Where else would you put a mutant lizard that's horrifying beyond description?

Killer Instinct

J. Dondzila

Action

A hack of John Dondzila's Purple Dinosaur Massacre, with surprisingly well drawn characters from Nintendo's computer rendered fighting game.

L

Ladybug

Coleco

Action

Coleco's answer to Pac-Man could have been almost as fun, but your character tends to stick on walls too often, and the bad guys almost always have the upper hand.

Learning with Leeper

Spinnaker

Education

What's that freakish eyeball thing?!  Oh no, it's coming this way!  No, I don't want to count and color pictures with you!  Get away from me!!!  ARRGH!!!

Linking Logic

Spinnaker

Puzzle

Spinnaker might have been on to something with this one, because it plays just a little like Lemmings.  Create a safe path for your character and make him pick up bricks on the way down.

Logic Levels

Spinnaker

Puzzle

Similar to Linking Logic, but faster.  In this, you've got to set up a path for a baseball, then drop it, hoping to get the most possible points from collisions with bonus items.

Looping

Coleco

Action

The weird side-scrolling flight game that inspired NiGHTS, Sega's weird side-scrolling flight game.  Unfortunately, this isn't as fun thanks to choppy scrolling and unforgiving gameplay.

Lord of the Dungeon

Probe 2000

Role-Playing

This RPG was the most complex game of its kind on the ColecoVision, but unfortunately, it was never released by Phillips and is not yet available as a ROM.

M

Matt Patrol

Atarisoft

Action/Shooter

It's a prototype with slightly altered graphics, but because the translation is so good, you can definitely tell this is Moon Patrol.  You won't believe the smooth gameplay and attention to detail.

Memory Manor

Spinnaker

Education

This would have been more fun as a simple game of Memory, but the designers added a lot of unnecessary elements that make the game drag.

Meteoric Shower

Bit Corp

Shooter

A Galaxian clone with enemies attacking from above and below... you can imagine the number of unfair deaths that result from this.  Built into the Telegames Personal Arcade.

Miner 2049'er

Microfun

Action

I was never very interested in this game.  It's a challenging cross between Donkey Kong and Pac-Man, but it's a little TOO tough... screw up and you have to do the level all over again.  People really hate that.

Monkey Academy

Coleco/Konami

Education

Konami may be talented, but even they can't make an educational game kids would want to play.  At least Monkey Academy is more polished than Spinnaker's learning games.

Montezuma's Revenge

Parker Bros.

Action

A deep side-scrolling action game which offers players the chance to explore dozens of rooms, each filled with treasures, power-ups, and enemies.

Moonsweeper

Imagic

Shooter

An intense shooter with convincing 3D effects and enough features to keep it from getting boring, but not enough to overcomplicate it.

Motocross Racing

Xonox

Racing

This game would have been crap anyways, but Xonox didn't need to salt the wound by forcing the player to use the ColecoVision keypad to shift gears and even turn their bikes.

Mountain King

Sunrise

Action

Sunrise should never have gotten this license... this version of the game is nowhere near as smooth or enjoyable as Mountain King on the 5200.  It's barely better than the 2600 game!

Mouse Trap

Coleco

Action

Throw Pac-Man and bad Tom & Jerry episodes in a blender and you've got this.  A decent game, but opening and closing the gates is annoying.

Mr. Do!

Coleco

Action

One of several unacceptable arcade translations by Coleco.  There isn't even any scrolling in this game and it's STILL choppy!

Mr. Do!'s Castle

Parker Bros.

Action

More people should play this.  It was spectacular in arcades and still very good on the ColecoVision.  Imagine Lode Runner, but less puzzle oriented and a lot more fun.

Ms. Space Fury

D. Bienvenu

Action

A wacky platformer that's more impressive than most homebrews and even a little bit better than the ColecoVision version of Miner 2049'er.

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